Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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