Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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