i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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