He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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