my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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