So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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