windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm always down for nudity.
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