His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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