I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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