There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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