does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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