I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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