Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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