plz talk dirty to me
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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