At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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