What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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