People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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