After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Girls should come with a carfax report
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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