You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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