just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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