YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Success! We fucked roommates!
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