belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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