At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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