Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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