the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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