Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize