fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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