you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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