I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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