isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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