We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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