While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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