We won't sleep together?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
