One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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