yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
