I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Let's get the cat blown out
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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