i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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