Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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