I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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