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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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