So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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