Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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