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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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