Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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