doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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