I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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