Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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