Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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