I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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