And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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