i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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