hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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