And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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