white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I need moral support for this bender
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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